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Santa Strong T-Shirt - Muscular and Provocative (Christmas edition)
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100% Cotton
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EU
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Ethical manufacturing
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Santa Strong T-shirt - The sack won't lift itself up
Santa Cawette is not here to distribute gifts… but to lift your spirits.
In this explosive visual, our most muscular monkey from the North Pole transforms his dumbbells into columns of gifts while his poor elves lift what they can (and suffer in silence).
With its commando-sized biceps, its look that says "Are you going to be good OR NOT" , and its red shorts ready to implode... this t-shirt is an ode to Christmas in its hardcore, anti-rentier, anti-reindeer, anti-fragile fir version.
A totally offbeat design, which makes you laugh, which shocks a little, and which commands respect.
Wear it at Christmas, in the evening, at work (if you dare) or to show who's the real boss of the sleigh.
🔥 Limited Edition – Artifacts Christmas Chaos Collection
⚡ Ideal for fans of dark humor
⚡ Perfect for muscular people, non-muscular people, and especially those who lift… gifts
⚡ Guaranteed: attracts attention + makes Grandma glitch
🧩 Origin / Manufacturing
🧩 Origin / Manufacturing
Printed on demand in the EU, zero overstock. Ethically produced, certified ink, unisex fit, and guaranteed comfort.
🧵 Composition
🧵 Composition
100% combed organic cotton. Soft and durable fabric, suitable for sensitive skin.
This t-shirt is Oeko-Tex certified for safety and quality.
Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²).
🛠️ Maintenance tips
🛠️ Maintenance tips
🧺 Washing: Machine 30°C maximum, delicate cycle
🚫 Avoid: Bleach, harsh fabric softener
🌡️ Drying: Air dry, avoid high temperature tumble drying
👕 Ironing: Medium temperature, avoid direct printing
T-shirt size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), cm | 38.35 | 41.91 | 45.72 | 49.53 | 53.34 | 56.90 | 60.20 | 63.50 |
| Tolerated size, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
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